*Fuuuuuck. Yes. God fuck yes. Ohhhh god is real. He needs to send Mairo a billion trillion dollars.
He gives the cat a small little pat on the head absentmindedly before attaching a thank you note to its collar. It's a simple one in the most basic ass handwriting he could muster.
ty for the cookies ur fine ig
And then he busts open a box of those suckers and Devours.*
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